Welome to gerrardfamily.net
Lucky you! You've managed to find the gerrardfamily.net home pages. Anyone looking for information regarding Steven Gerrard can bugger off to Wikipedia, or if you are looking for information on the planet Gerrard as featured in Star War then I can inform you of the following :
"Little is known of Gerrard. Its location and appearance is unknown but, however, has at least four moons. One of which, Gerrard V, is inhabitable."
Well I guess that the most important news (and the true reason for this website) is that we are just about to become parents. So while my wife takes it easy creating a Homer style body imprint in the couch I'm slaving away down here putting this website together. I must also mention that I 'borrowed' this web template from some web dude, why re-invent the wheel? This is one of the most valuable lessons I have learned in my working life.
Well I don't really have much more to say other than we shall be adding information and images as and when we get the time, which as most experienced parents tell us - we won't have any spare time! Why they take so much enjoyment in telling us that little gem of information I'm not sure.
Instructions
Well if you haven't worked it out yet the buttons on the left hand side of the page should link you through to other pages (which I haven't actually written yet). On the right hand side you will find a white strip on nothingness. I think the web dude meant this to be some kind of 'chill out zone'. In the middle you will find a few random pictures surrounded by 'blurb'. The 'blurb' gets worse as I drink more port.
And Finally...
...a big thank you one of my best mates who is hosting this web site for me. I've offered him large sums of cash, the loan of our New York residence and the use of my vintage Yamaha RD350 in return for hosting my site on his London based server cluster. He has turned all these offers down out of friendship - top man!